(The following audio recording is for my fan game, Five Nights at Hector's or FNaH for short. So, let's go...)
(Funhouse music starts playing)
(Hector): Hello everyone! And welcome back to *static* HelL *static* to Hector's funhouse! Are you ready to *static* DIE *static* ready to have fun?
(Five minutes of normal sounds)
(Hector and his friends are singing a song)
(Adults and kids scream)
(Dead air for six minutes)
(Man 1): so, this is the place huh?
(Man 2): yep, the old restaurant. Haven't seen this place in years.
(Man 3): it's only been two years ya know.
(Man 2): I know, but it feels like it's been like, ten years.
(Man 4): Okay! Stop your yappen. We gotta get this place back into shape.
(Man 3): by when?
(Man 4): in about, five months.
(Man 1,2,and 3): Only five?!?!
(Man 4): ya, so? What about it?
(Man 2): sir, don't you think that's not enough time?
(Man 4): are you questioning me?
(Man 2): n-no.
(Man 4): good. Now get to work! We can't waste anytime!
(Man 1,2,and 3): yes sir!!
NeVEr TRusT ThE Man iN YElLOw
Or He'lL KIlL Y-
*end of audio*